The other day my 8 year old was sure his big sister had gotten one more chocolate chip cookie than he had. “Hey, why do you get two?” he asked indignantly. Then he exclaimed, “Oh, I know why! Because womans needs lots of chocolate!”
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Funny Kids
Won’t his wife be glad he knows this?
Won’t his wife be glad he knows this?
The other day my 8 year old was sure his big sister had gotten one more chocolate chip cookie than he had. “Hey, why do you get two?” he asked indignantly. Then he exclaimed, “Oh, I know why! Because womans needs lots of chocolate!”
Read more »
Won’t his wife be glad he knows this?
The other day my 8 year old was sure his big sister had gotten one more chocolate chip cookie than he had. “Hey, why do you get two?” he asked indignantly. Then he exclaimed, “Oh, I know why! Because womans needs lots of chocolate!”
Read more »
Won’t his wife be glad he knows this?
The other day my 8 year old was sure his big sister had gotten one more chocolate chip cookie than he had. “Hey, why do you get two?” he asked indignantly. Then he exclaimed, “Oh, I know why! Because womans needs lots of chocolate!”
Read more »
Won’t his wife be glad he knows this?
The other day my 8 year old was sure his big sister had gotten one more chocolate chip cookie than he had. “Hey, why do you get two?” he asked indignantly. Then he exclaimed, “Oh, I know why! Because womans needs lots of chocolate!”
Read more »
Won’t his wife be glad he knows this?
The other day my 8 year old was sure his big sister had gotten one more chocolate chip cookie than he had. “Hey, why do you get two?” he asked indignantly. Then he exclaimed, “Oh, I know why! Because womans needs lots of chocolate!”
Read more »
Never underestimate
..the ability of kids to shock and surprise. Today after a dentist appointment for my 12 and 14 year old sons (no cavities– hooray!), they informed me that at some point in their past, while flossing, they used to deliberately SWALLOW the floss, half way, then pull it out just to enjoy the odd sensation....
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Questions asked by the 4 year old…
(during a 5 minute time span on the way from running errands) “Mommy, when will we be home?” “Can I have a drink?” “Mommy, how can I get all the spit off my tongue?” “I have to go potty.” “When will we be home?” “Why do tongues have to have spit on them?” “Mommy,...
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In 18 years of motherhood…
…it had NEVER occurred to any of my children to put one end of a bendy straw in their mouth and the other end in their nose. And then suck. Until today.
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Cake, pie, whatever…
My 20 month old loves to sing. Her favorite song of all is “Happy Birthday”, which she sings something like, “Happy Boodoo to doo”. This rendition of the song seemed particularly appropriate last weekend when she — twice! — approached me singing her favorite song, carefully holding her ‘cake’ between two hands, the ‘cake’...
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